Missed connections

I came across a blog that has been highlighting some interesting missed connections on Worcester craigslist. It gets kind of addictive once you start looking at them.

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This is probably my favorite:

46 year old man, looking for; Beautiful Asian Girl- Webster MA.

See you every morning early walking, up Main Street, Webster, MA. You are a beautiful young Asian woman, obviously on your way to work…does anyone know who this is? Would love to know her, and or her situation.

Though this one is also kind of awesome:

Cooper Shop – w4m – 48 (Old Sturbridge Village)

I walked in Monday afternoon and you were explaining how to make barrels. I was mesmerized listening to you. Your blue eyes melted me!!! I couldnt take my eyes off you.

Lets talk………… tell me who I was with.

Half of the entries sound like half of a Snow Ghost punchline interspersed with Worcester landmarks:

Bye sight unseen – m4w – 47 (Rutland)

Per cents it was n ice to see your van! Tatnuck? stick her? dont even know her

And this looks like it might turn into a “suspicious person” (or, at least, “suspicious vehicle”) entry in the Holden police blotter:

I was awed when you arrived with pickup truck – m4w – 38 (Holden)

Maybe we can peek-a-boo again sometime. You know I love it. I’m fond of you.

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