1. “Worcester smells funny (but different funny from Gary, Indiana).”
2. “Marlborough, Massachusetts, doesn’t seem to be organized in the same fashion. The roads aren’t straight, they aren’t parallel, and they aren’t even named the same thing a half-mile down the road as they were where you started.”
3. Advice from a gentleman at AAA:
“So if someone says 128, you’ll know they mean 95. Oh, and that city just west of heah that looks like it’s called War-chester? It’s pronounced ‘Wistah’.”
That last part we knew, although we thought it was pronounced like the Ohio city Wooster (“oo” like in book, not like in cootie).